FLEET WEEK!!! sunday's post!

Ok people i have a lot too say so get ready!


The day started like this... After i got off work i went straight home and started getting ready.Me being the sometimes genious person that i am,decided too curl my hair.It took me almost an hour and a half too curl my hair! o man i was soo tired.the night prior i had only gotten maybe 6 hours of sleep so i was really struggling. I finished with my make-up and getting dressed and i must say i looked cute. Lucky for me my sister Cynthia decided she would go with so we met up outside the house. She looked soo pretty!!! she and i thought i was a bit over donembut my excuse is that it was fleet week and we gotta look good for when we get on that Coast Guard Cutter The Boutwell.


Chnchie and i took the bus and man i know how too cuase trouble. Some black guy who looks like he wouldnt blink an eye while stabbing and or killing me, was in the back with us and decide too pop the emergency window open so he can smoke pot on the bus....who the fuck does that?!?!?! uuuhhh i hate ghetto black people.well it started too come near me and frankly i have ashma so i really didnt want too have hard time breathing the entire bus ride, So i opened my big mouth and loudly told Chinchie.."uugghh it smells back here lets go to the front it smells like pot back here". Yup i did in fact start shit that im now guessing has signed our death certificate's. We walked too the front of the bus and when i looked back the dude was watching us probably knowing i was about to rat his ass out. i told cynthia to hold my things while i went and told the bus driver.I told the bus driver who then went to the back of the bus then came back claining he smelt nothing,i then told him who was doing it and he again came back up saying if he smelt it again he would kick him off...yeah sure like i believe that. Well my sister decided the tell me during this time that i was holding people up and making them late...i told her too "grow some balls" . Dont be afraid too speak up when something isn't right. that's what i think. Well i could hear people kind of making grunts and such too show they weren't please but i don't get it! when someone does something right people get mad but when someone is doing something wrong they allow it?!?!? What the fuck!? Well Excuse me! i hate too have too take 7 minutes out of your life too make something better! Well after all that we stopped at Van ness and the dude walked all the way too the front too stare us down! let me explain too you something,the bus we were on has three doors, one in the back where he was,one in the middle and one near the criver where we were.The guy walked ALL THE WAY too front...starred my sister down then starred me down then got out of the bus. ok first that nig could have gotten off on the back of the bus and secondly does he actually think looking at us as if his poluted mind was getting a mental image going too do something too us?!?! i must say after that chinch and i were kind of stunned. I felt bad because he really starred Chinch down which worries me because she takes the kids on the bus all the time and i just wish i hadnt opened my mouth. I started telling her not too wear that outfit for atleast two weeks and stuff. lol its funny now but i truly am scared for her. :(


We arrived downtown and decided too buy some earings for my outfit as well as some bandaids because my new shoes had caused cuts in the back if my foot and well as near my toes. After that we took a muni train and met up with Lindsay.


U.S.S GREEN BAY!!!

Ok so here is what sucked! about the whole ship thing.There was a HUGE line! i didn't know if we would have to stand there or not so we all got the nerve too walk up too these three fully loaded military men ,one with a dog, and asked about the supposed bbq and the line. Well come too find out that bbq i heard about from our ombudsmen wasn't for the coast guard and stuff but was insted for the navy and THEIR families.We also found out that we had too stand in line.....Talk about a bummer! haha Well we all walked back and kept ourselfs entertained by cracking jokes,taking pics,finding hot navy guys too take pics with and watching a little boy dressed in ACU's kick the crap out of another little boy . haha too funny. aaahhh Guatonamo all over. :P

Once we finally got to the gat Lindsay and I flashed out dependents cards and my sister fumbled to find her id.We all walked up too the scanners and of course got checked from head too toe to make sure we weren't packin heat....We all passed but Chinchie was left feeling frazzled. lol she doesn't do well in those types of situations.

Once in the ship we walked up the ramp and at the end of that lovely ramp there was a young navy man helping everyone stepped down....i of course allowed him too help me. haha

Omg they had us turn the corner and walk, of course i thought it would be a hall way but no.insted im greeted by this HUGE ramp that as step as a San Francisco hill....while walking up it i was cracking up with the ladies and just about pissed myself...which wouldn't be the last time this day that i would do that. Once at the top we of course were on the flight deck and were shown some do das and gadgets blah blah blah.the best part was making one of the Navy guys laugh because i was telling the ladies that the basketball hoop was manditory and had a purpose on this wonderful ship...it held drugs!...no it didn't i was messing around but the dude thought it was funny.some how we got on the subject of ping pong....then curtosy of lindsay,beer pong! haha good times.

after that it was just a maze of halls and stairs that were so steep that you had too go down them backwards.At ine point lindz didn't notice cynth had stopped going down and so she kept going which planted her ass right in cynths face.I couldn't help but blurt out "ass in the face!" from that poitn on whenever i walked down the stairs i kept calling out "ass in the face!".

Here is a video of that.





Once we found our way too the sleeping quarters thats when the jokes ,peeing and fun really started. I had always wanted too see what kind of conditions greg has too sleep in and my god its sad.Those beds are so small.I started taking pictures when i heard some noise behind me so i turn around and find my sister hopping into the middle bunk telling me to take a picture quickly....of course i do. i start laughing cuz i dont know why she did it then i also start thinking were gonna get caught but then as usual she some how convinced me too do it...so i do...or at least i try.i went too go jump into it but couldn't. lol So i settled for "slipping" into the bottom one....i had the hardest time getting out,i somehow tripped while on my knees and went fast first into my sisters crotch.. .that's when the laughter really started and the pee started poking its head out on me. i eventually composed myself enough too where we could out like nothing was wrong.We walked out to the inner hanger again and decided too go back too the bunks and take a pic of lindsay in one.At this time i was looking in the mirror too see how badly i looked,so vain i know.haha

we finally made our way back to the inner flight deck and took some pictures as well as made a man feel uncomfortable. haha then decided to leave to find the Coast Guard Cutter Boutwell.



USCG BOUTWELL!

OMFG!!!! I have never walked so far.We walked and walked and walked too find that damn cutter.we kept looking for a cab too hail and finally gave up and took a trolley.once at the gate for the cutter we flashed our dependent cards and id.I was surprised too see three grey Canadian boats side by side in front of the Cutter Boutwell. O sweet jesus another line! was literally all that went through my head. when we were on the cutter we took pics and bullshitted wit h some of the guys as well as got creeped out by a man we call crazy dimple man. i thought he was hot but the ladies didn't. lol

Either way it was fun but not much too talk about because they only let us stay on the outside....boo!!!!!

We decided too head it over too hooters for dinner so we left. As we were walking towards the exit gate we got hit on by a Canadian sailor...he was quickly shot down. hahaha





HOOTERS!!

We had finally made it too hooters and grabbed some much needed grub,took pics and had a good time.At that time i started feeling the long day catch up too me. i was soo ready too go home.



CABS SUCK!

For anyone who thinks they can catch a cab down town....think again! fucking cab drivers in this city are stupid! once cabbie [picked us up out i of our sweet spot and took us one blog and told us to get out because i needed too pay for card and he claimed too not have any change..the fucker screwed himself out of a $40 cab ride! fucking idiot. So instead we hopped on a trolley which was just as fun because i hadn't been one....even though i have lived here this long. lol



finally home. :)



well we finally made it home and i passed out! god i have never been so tired. but all in all i must say i had a great day and would love too do it again,but with better shoes. lol



well till next time peeps!......



p.s. i will be posting more pics of this day in the days too come. :) enjoy!